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Some Friday funnies

Q: How many estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! The lightbulb is in excellent working order and comprised of a beautiful retro teardrop illuminator, offering original glass and metal features and located very centrally in the middle of the room. Local amenities abound and the property is serviced by a newly refurbished power cord connecting it to the ceiling. Nearby is a tasteful power switch to enable the purchaser to switch it on and off. Leasehold with share of power supply with lovingly improved wattage by the current owners. Would suit professional couple or family looking for more light.

 

Q: How many planning officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Six! Four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt lightbulb, one to write a newspaper press release praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt bulb instead.

 

Q: How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.

 

Q: How many estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten! One to hold the bulb, seven to turn the room around the bulb, one to take a picture for the brochure and one to charge you 1.5% commission to cover costs.

 

Q: How many surveyors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Did you have a figure in mind?

 

Q: How many quality managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We’ve formed a quality circle to study the problem of why lightbulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable lightbulbs to work smarter, not harder.

 

 








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